Every mom has them: bad parenting days. When you’re having a less-than-stellar parenting day, take comfort in knowing that you’re not serving your child these foods, allowing them access to these things, or raising them to know you need a stiff drink or a stogie before you pull out the whipping belt. In short, trust us. You’re NOT a bad Mom!
Question #1: Do you feed your baby evaporated milk?
Question #2: Do you encourage your child to play with lead paint?
Question #3: Do you mix 7-Up in with your little one’s milk?
Question #4: Do you tuck your child in with a revolver in her hand?
Question #5: Does your child (a baby, no less!) know that you need a Marlboro prior to punishing her?
Question #6: Likewise, do your kids know Daddy needs a Bud before he has to deal with them?
Question #7: Even if your little one is slightly heavy, do you call her a “Chubbie”?
Question #8: Do you rely on Dextrose to give your 1-year-old “food energy”?
Question #9: Do you use illicit drugs to treat your child’s toothache?
Question #10: Do you let your child play with razors? Safety razors or otherwise?